Tag: John Lennon

  • The Night Before the Weird Beatle Died

    “We’re stuck tonight, Yo – Joslyn James is a no-show and Chelsea Handler, that bitch, bailed at the last minute. It’s two minutes till show time! We have no choice.” “Damn, damn, damn. I can’t believe it’s come to this. All right, as much as I hate to do it, bring her out.” “Five, four,…