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The Night Before the Weird Beatle Died

“We’re stuck tonight, Yo – Joslyn James is a no-show and Chelsea Handler, that bitch, bailed at the last minute. It’s two minutes till show time! We have no choice.” “Damn, damn, damn. I can’t believe it’s come to this....

The Summer Diary of Gerger McDrywall

June 11 This new house doesn’t smell anything like the slum. It’s a little crowded but I guess I’ll have to get used to it. In the Orphan-itch, I didn’t have to share my bed like I do tonight. That part’s really beat. They didn’t...