by Jared Yates Sexton | Apr 23, 2015 | Creative Non-Fiction
STATESBORO, GA. — It didn’t take long for idiot Scott Walker to cost himself the presidency. This is little surprise to anybody, considering the Wisconsin Governor goes over in front of a crowd as well as a dribbling wet shit, but the speed at which he alienated...
by Jared Yates Sexton | Apr 20, 2015 | Creative Non-Fiction
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Washington D.C. was built on a swamp and the result of a public works project the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the glory days of the Egyptian Empire. The city has always been self-conscious of this fact, of the stinging truth that has...
by Jared Yates Sexton | Apr 17, 2015 | Creative Non-Fiction
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE EASTERN SEABOARD — Off the coast of Tybee Island, Georgia there’s a nuclear bomb nestled somewhere in the infinite womb of the Atlantic Ocean. It’s a popular topic of discussion among the locals, something to talk about over too-early...
by Jared Yates Sexton | Apr 16, 2015 | Creative Non-Fiction
It’s well-documented and well-known that GOP Chair Reince Priebus is among the dumbest and most inept party leaders in the history of politics. The Right admit it freely when they allow Big Oil and Big Gun to wrap their arms around their shoulders and pull them in for...
by Jared Yates Sexton | Feb 10, 2011 | Book Excerpts, Short Fiction
At that point things had been rough for a couple of months and I would’ve done anything to ease the tension. I set an alarm for half an hour earlier than usual. I thought if I had some breakfast going when Cathy got up she’d have to see that I cared. After all,...
